Exhibit 1 : Where the heck is my calculator??? Budget paper to sit for in less than 48 hours, & brilliant sabya just realize that she lost her calculator. Luckily sgmk is back home for weekend so sheused his calculator to do some case study exercises. But most importantly she need the calculator on the exam day itself so need to go to ely's place tomorrow and borrow her calculator *sigh
Exhibit 2 : Dumb ass sabya did not print her exam slip yet. And the stupid uitm server has closed down for maintainence since last 2 days. Ko ingat tanpe xm slip tu ko ley sit for xm ke?? Harrraaammm satu paper pon taley amik. Ta pasal2 kne repeat satu sem sbb tade slip xm. Tula suke sgt wat last minute kan??? Hamek ko!! Again the brilliant sabya overcome this problem with the help from kysha. And wash hand, done!!
Exhibit 3 : Mak nenenek sabya forgot where she put her marketing file. A file that contains her colorful notes yang kalo bace konfirm dapat A+... Huhu where is the file anyways :(( Tula idup cam pelarian, barang ko pon tah mane2 bersepah... Have to find it until jumpa after budget paper! Pretty please pray for me. I need those notes soo badly. The only subject that i consistently making notes.
Exhibit 4 : (I have deleted their story because this type of people does not deserve to be here. Get lost!!)
Exhibit 5 : Ape kena ngan mak aku?? Pas aku refuse pasal hal exhibit 4 tuh, mak pujuk aku.Mak kate pegila.. tlg org, t awk kawen kang tade sape na jadi pengapit. And then spontaneously i said "mcmla ank mak ni kawen". Kalo dlu aku na kua, mak akn tny aku mcm2 soklan, skrg ni weeken aku duk uma, mak bole tny lak nape ak ta kua ngan kwn, boley ta??? Aku ingat lagi maser aku still ngan jiji, ktorg ader gaduh jap yg membuatkan aku majuk tana g wedding abg die, tp mak yg nasihat aku suh pegi. Mak kate ta elok la ta g sbb fam die da knal ak. Yela ari sebelumnya brapa periuk lauk plak mak jiji tu tapau tuk fam aku kan.. plg best sup gear box!! mak ak da suke la tuh.. huhu..Tapi maybe jodoh ak ngan jiji sampai situ je kot... but still ktorg ttp kwn n hangout sesama :)
Pastu time ktorg tgk2 kad kawen kazen aku tuh, mak kate "hissyy ta nmpak tulisannye nih, t awk kalo na buat kad pilih yg tulisan besar2 sket, font jgn kerawang2 sgt" ak dah *buat muka wtf, "mak ingat ader org ke na kawen ngan ank mak nih??" Last night my cuzzie wat meeting psl her wedding at my aunt's place. Ak ni tgh study dgn gigihnya, konon. Mak plak byk keje skola, jd ta pg. Ayah n sgmk je pg. dah kul 12mlm tu lapar aku trn minum supper n borak2 ngan mak. Aku ckp la, psl syndrome goodie beg yg kekazen aku kemaruk sgt tuh. Kalo ikut aku ta berkenannye la ngan kaedah itu. Org da wat bunge telur cantik, p sumbat dalam beg yg tahpape dgn segala mcm candy, jajan, kepok, telur, kek, saputgn segala... SEMAK OKE!! Tp lantaklah wedding dorang bkn wedding aku. Ak pon ckp ngan mak, kalo aku, aku cuma na bg fridge magnet muka aku n laki aku je besar2. Bia tampal kat fridge, org ta kn buang. Lagi ari2 tgk muka ktorg. Mak aku pon ckp oke gak tuh tp kalo bole telur tuh bg la jgk, yg laen2 tuh tayah wat semak je. Tbe2 aku da rase cam conversation ktorg menjurus kpd wedding aku plak. So aku trus bg fullstop. "ok la mak na smbg study" huhu. Aku detect ni sumer berpunca dari adamaya, aritu parents aku tgk scene makbapak adam maen ngan cucu dorg dgn aksi yg penuh syahdu. Hadoyai, cepatla abg kakak aku kawen...
Exhibit 6 : A special someone proposed me. He said he's into me since a long time ago. Since im totally single right now, he think this is the best time for him to make move. Invite me for dinnner la, aper la... I told him, i tgh final skrg and i dont have time for those lovey dovey things. He asked me when is my last paper, i said 8 May. And he said "i have waited for u for so long, extending to 8 May would not be a prob. I wont disturbed u till then. I'll kol u on 8May. Neway my bufday is on 11May, i hope we will be ready by then. Pastu kalo bole,trus on je u jd gf i :)" Aku dah huh??? sukati jer mamat nih.." tana im not ready". Pastu die ckp "kalo na jumpa mak u pon i brani." Na msk meminang ke aper mamat nih?? OMG tolonglah... Personally he is 25, damansara-ian,working in gomen sector, a devoted championship drifter, fahrin looks, kalo uols dgr name die pon da ley cair.. and he was soo nice.... pleasekillmeifhemetmyparentsbecausetheyaredefinetlygoingtolikehim. MAK, TANA KAWEN!! Its okay, Marcus Evans here i come!!! Please send me away to London for the next 2012 Olympic!! Preparation for Olympic normally start 5 years prior in advance, so layak lah aku dicampak ke sana nxt yr kan?? Berangan lah ko sabya, skali ME amek ko jadi balaci je!! Tapela ME u hire i jadi tukang sental kotoran trek olahraga pon i sudi, janji dapat g London!! Yuuhuuu
2 comments:
Erk...
Awak PMS ker?
Mengucap Sabya....
U shud noe ur kazen's mom better. She call the shot.
So dont blame it on ur kazen (I think).
Anyway..good luck for ur exam.
Takleh put myself in ur shoes...nnti org ingat pondan.
Psl cara dia confront tuh...mmg awk betul...Tp ngape g opis ayah awk eh? ker ader agenda lain? Ker dah malu ngan awk? Hmm...
Yela2..org tgh nak exam plus ader pressure xtentupsl dr org len mmg ble buat tensen. So I guess I understand kot ur situation.
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